The One Where Ross Says “Consumer Products” Instead of “Things”
You don’t have to say “shit you can buy,” but you can talk like an actual person. After all, you are talking to actual people—not one of your dino pals or the image of whichever president is on the million dollar bill. If it makes you feel better, say “I have a PhD” at the end of every sentence. At least we can train ourselves to tune that part out.
“Hey, Rach, when everyone finally sees through this somehow considered to be attractive facade of mine, please kill me.”
“Oh, Ross. How could I possibly do that to you?”
“Well, Rach, a consumer product and blunt force is a start. Rach.”
Ross, you idiot!